Toastmasters-man should keep the wedding so that the woman of his hysterically fought. And that there was about that fight. Tamada must be mobile. But! Too clever toaster – it’s not the sack, purse with gifts. Toastmaster at a wedding should be fresh.
‘For the young! That is, for all who are not yet 70. For the heroes of the occasion! For which all priperlis. For musicians! Who ate so much that they could not leave. ” Toastmaster at a wedding should be brief. ‘For the parents! Who have long somersaults to make these clowns. ” Toastmaster at a wedding should remember the ladies. “For the ladies! Woman to give birth and a man to please! To and smart and fool not offended God figure! To each wrinkle well pecked ! Suddenly, out of Dad’s out of the bedroom – bow-legged and lame, but from my mother – sassy, cute, young “Master of ceremonies at a wedding should pay particular attention to the newlyweds. “To elos and pilos, so willing and able! To hand did not tremble when money believed! To some clever ideas in not turned! By and large stakany – a great country! For Russia, our people, that any nasty drink! Who does not like oil and gas, one of us gets in your eye! Between the first and second glass shut your hole! “Toastmaster at a wedding should not forget about the guests.
“For those who eat, for those who drink, and live liver does not! For those who took one for the road and fell face down into the pot! If the red as a maiden, one has to be a hangover! If pale, as a toadstool, to drink early in the morning! Something began to become cold, and in a bottle – grace. Something began to suffer from cold feet, is not it time we deryabnut? Something in my throat was parched, as if a fly there is not died! Something in his ear itching, there is still left on the bottom! Not I guessing the number that vodka is not turned! Something in the back, I cheated, my only weapon is not it time to fall off the chair? “Toastmaster at a wedding should be noted masters. “For those who have made this table, not feeling sorry for his native Mosul!”. Special chic is a toast to Toastmasters the glory of the foreign guests, for example from China: “To buhayan oblomin and not to all – manyan-dilin ” Well, and, then, are the crown room toastmaster – the game. Favorite game – “Domino”. Guests drink until they become like dominoes. Vdupel. And then Competitions – “Guess the melody!” You can guess the melody with the seven notes, and toaster – with six glasses. And so for a long time, as long as the toaster is not forgiven. More info: actress. It turns out that today, two banquet Love us tamada. That’s why our people, which walks on the eyebrows, on my knees do not deliver!